I’m definitely going to cry at graduation. I can already feel it.

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My hand can only hold a little over half of my boob. This upsets me.

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I have one pill left before placebo week.

Then all hell will break loose.

And by hell I mean my uterus.

I just made a twitter account

My thingy is valpenguineria

I think it suits me well.

(Source: jabrilliam)

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WHEN DOES POMEGRANATE SEASON BEGIN

MY LIFE IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT POMEGRANATES

Roman found my secret stash of penguin videos yesterday…

theinturnet:

Mr Depp is so versatile. 

(Source: jolie-depp)

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If you feel the need to constantly tell the world what kind of coffee/tea/(some type of beverage that you do not refer to as simply “tea” but instead something like “ICED SUPER MANGO PEACH BANANA SUGARLAND BLAST ON THE ROCKS”) that you want, crave, currently have, or anything of the sort, then I hate you and you should shut up immediately.

superyakopi asked: 2,9,13,14,21,25,36,43,64,81

2. If you want them to be
9. Chris Evans + David Tennant + Gerard Butler + Johnny Depp + I cant think of my other husbands
13. Not really. Unless I’m given a reason to be.
14. Ethan Chavira <3 MY LOVE
21. Well Ethan, duh
25. Depends
36. LULZ
43. 3 years-ish
64. Idk, I guess doing something that you know your significant other wouldnt like, or hiding things because you know it would upset them, doing something that you would be outraged by if you were them and you found out. Basically, if you have to hide it, its not right.
81. See 9 and 14